The Walrus

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I have 226 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
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David Jasmin-Green

My stories

Rough Justice (Part One)

A dark, dark tale about the wages of sin.


Racked with guilt and a tangle of abstract furies the monster said that he didn't want to hurt her, but he hurt her anyway. He said he couldn't help it.


The spring has sprung, and the huntress sets her wicked toothed traps

Stop Startin' And Start Stoppin'!

The phrases start' stoppin' and stop startin' are shamelessly pinched from Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer's Donald and Davy Stott characters, but the story is all my own.

The Doctor's Surgery

“Excuse me,” the tall, heavily built man in the home-made multicoloured flowery dress and pink trainers said to the receptionist in the doctor's surgery.