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15th September 2006

So, I'm one week into giving up the herb. It's not that I want to give up ' it's because my girlfriend wants me to give up, as she thinks it is unhealthy. She also doesn't like the dark-rings around my eyes.

Monkey Mountain

When the 'monkey-feeding-kamikaze-warriors' aren't about, life is quite tranquil on Monkey Mountain.

Secure it up with dub daddio

So the old security guards, who sit in the reception of pretty much every residential block in Hong Kong are an interesting entity. I personally feel they are a flagrant abuse of my rights as a human being to having a private life. Think about it ' they're always there. You can't do anything without them knowing.

Mr Chan

Next came a 'boy/girl' type creature. When he/she came on stage, I thought he/she was a man, but then he/she opened his/her mouth & out came this wonderful womans voice. It was really peculiar. I started paying a lot more attention to this person & noticed that there were no breasts, so it definitely had to be a man. The crowd loved him/her though & gave him/her/it around 20 bunches of flowers.

Batty

Me & Airconman looked at each other & laughed.

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