I’ve written quite a lot, just lately, about my doomed attempts to buy a steak pie from a local café (see here , here and here ). The continued absence of this comestible, despite it featuring prominently on the Specials Board, seems to me to be redolent of a societal longing for something that used to exist, but no longer does. Alternatively, it could just mean that they can’t be *rsed to change the Specials Board. Anyway, it seems to me that...