Humorous Science Fiction

Science fiction stories with a sense of humour. As one who seriously researched the issue, 90% of people abducted by UFOs are mad or at least have fallen asleep in the car on a dark, lonely road at night. This section is dedicated to them.

Art World

"We want to conquer your world," said one creature. "Why?" asked Gregg. "You have developed weapons of mass destruction," said the second creature. "The interplanetary council regard your planet as a threat."

Alien Flying Instructor

What caused the Roswell incident? What caused the mysterious explosion in Siberia in 1913? Can aliens cause accidents while learning to fly their spacecraft? We talk to an alien flying instructor.

An Alien Visits the Internet Cafe

Dear Prime Minister, an alien has come into my internet cafe. He said, 'Take me to your leader.' I explained my leader was a rather long way away, but this was the usual way that I communicated with him.

Confessions of a Blue

We visit planets that haven't made interstellar contact yet, where seeing a spaceship isn't an every day experience, and fly at low altitude just to frighten people.

The Internet is a Recent Invention

I am so glad the internet did not exist when I was a teenager. Otherwise, all the rubbish I wrote then would have been put up on this website for everyone to see.

12.4 Children

(Walter standing in the Time Agent’s shop.) Walter :- I want to go back in time. Time Agent :- When to? Walter :- The 19th century. Time Agent :- Not...

Robot Wars 1 – Are They People or Machines?

The Pilot STA430 Childminder was made to look like an old lady. It had a kindly stick on plastic face and a wig of white hair. The children called it...

Robot Wars 2 - Is the Prime Minister a Robot?

Mike Mendelson loved telling people he was an award winning journalist. Being a journalist wasn’t good enough. Mike Mendelson had to be so good at...

Robot Wars 3 - A Care Home for Humans

The PG55 robot rang the intercom on the wall outside the care home. The face of the manager robot inside appeared on the intercom screen. “Hello,”...

The Model village

Father rang the doorbell of the landlord's flat. "Hello," said the landlord. "We've come to rent the Wendy house," he said. "Great. It's big enough...

Purple Furry Monsters From The Moon 1

The spacecraft hovered over England. The purple creatures saw the big grey blob that can be seen on a satellite photograph which is London. "That...

Purple Furry Monsters From The Moon 2

The aliens paid another visit to the Prime Minister's office. "One thing I've been thinking about," said the Prime Minister, "why don't you come to...

The UFO Children 1 - Where is Nibiru?

Mr. Weathercock was a school headteacher. He was driving his 40 year old Jaguar car down a quiet country road late one night. He saw a light in the...

5 Billion Years BC

"I'm Zakron Nkurg and this is Election Night Special. Tonight we decide who will be the next president of Mars. Will it be Eurok Mustadin of the...

The UFO Children 2 - The Careers Teacher

Carla sat alone with one of the teachers in his office. "Hello Carla, I'm Mr. Valentine and I'm your Careers Teacher. What do you want to do when you...

The UFO Children 3 - The Free Energy Machine

Gavin was 18. He was at university. He had passed his driving test after only ten lessons when he was 17. He had decided to purchase a car from the...