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Forum topicSome Limericks by Macjoyce rokkitnite112 years 3 months ago
Forum topicPie in Heaven or Heaven in Pi? rokkitnite712 years 3 months ago
Forum topicSF is dead - discuss rokkitnite2412 years 3 months ago
Forum topicCrop by Span rokkitnite612 years 3 months ago
Forum topicStand-Up Poetry At Hay - 26 May rokkitnite012 years 3 months ago
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Forum topicMuse - Macmanaman rokkitnite312 years 3 months ago
Forum topicLummy good, tum-tum and garbles - Spack rokkitnite912 years 3 months ago
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Forum topicWhat Do You Look Like? rokkitnite16512 years 3 months ago
Forum topicYour Perfect Valentine's Day rokkitnite112 years 3 months ago
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Forum topicIt's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! rokkitnite3712 years 3 months ago
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Forum topicABCtales = Studs + Vixens Anonymous rokkitnite6312 years 3 months ago
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Forum topicDeath of an Inspiration to Millions... rokkitnite212 years 3 months ago
Forum topicI See A Tall Dark Stranger... rokkitnite1312 years 3 months ago

My stories

Cherry

Limericks

A strapping young actor named Harris Suffered mortification in Paris When a rip in his clothes Saw his Hamlet exposed As he stabbed an old man in the arras An Eskimo, quite unconceited,
Cherry

Dear Man I Saw On The Platform At Colchester

Dear man I saw on the platform at Colchester, You hugged the ugly Polynesian girl Then waited while she got on board the train I confess, my knee-jerk thought was Mail order bride
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Poetical Science

The twenty-first century – what a wondrous place! Where no one is judged by their creed, sex or race Where technology makes our lives sprightly and gay Isn’t the world looking sciency today?

The Sestina Code

Imagine a conspiracy theorist giving a lecture in the top room of a pub. YOU'VE JUST IMAGINED MY POEM.
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Ode To The Spineless Bastard Who Cloned My Debit Card

Yesterday, I found out that large sums of money had been stolen from my account. I am now officially a member of the ever-growing club of identity fraud victims. Hooray!

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