Every birthday the Neurotic has had has been terrible. He decides, in denial that he has chronic depression, to not celebrate his twenty-fifth, so downs his sorrows with coffee. Weird, but spookily familiar.
Designer Marc Matthews has had enough. He can't get women out of his head - they're all around his workplace, models and co-workers. The last thing he wants is to have them all at his fingertips after his divorce. He's the man of the moment - the leading designer for women's jeans and he knows every type of jeans in the world to keep up with his competitors - until he sees a woman in a cafe wearing jeans that he's never seen before. He struggles to find out who she is and the connection to the strange jeans that surround his world...
