derek_turnbull

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StoryCOZ I LUV U derek_turnbull012 years 4 months ago
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StoryARSE CANCER derek_turnbull012 years 4 months ago
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StoryZADIE SMITH derek_turnbull012 years 6 months ago
StoryU - S - A derek_turnbull012 years 6 months ago
StoryROCKY MARCIANO derek_turnbull012 years 6 months ago
StorySEAMUS HEANEY derek_turnbull012 years 6 months ago
StoryPLATH derek_turnbull012 years 6 months ago
StoryMY PRIVATES derek_turnbull012 years 6 months ago
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StoryHEAVYWEIGHT derek_turnbull012 years 6 months ago
StoryGOD BLESS MAYA ANGELOU derek_turnbull012 years 6 months ago

My stories

HEAVYWEIGHT

I'm no Charlie Atlas but pile your worries on my back and I'll carry them for you. I'm no Mick McManus but toss your problems in the ring and i'll...

ARSE CANCER

My Mum's bum smells of Pedigree Chum

BRITTLE

i wish that I was pretty i wish that i was thin i wish that you were with me now i wish that i was him
Cherry

COZ I LUV U

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PLATH

fuck you father

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