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My collections

ROUND 1

My stories

U - S - A

By derek_turnbull on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

I can not see myself in the stars and stripes, the States as strange to me as Saudi, americans as odd as taliban or tweenies. when i look upon...
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Certificate 18

JESUS HAD A BEARD

By derek_turnbull on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

so god made me in his own image eh? i don't believe him. i've seen pictures of jesus and he wasn't all that pretty. christ, jesus had a BEARD which...
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Certificate PG

ROCKY MARCIANO

By derek_turnbull on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

Me grandfather hated Italians.... instead of a backbone they had a yellow stripe down their back three miles wide. he'd met a few during the war and...
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Certificate 15

GOD BLESS MAYA ANGELOU

By derek_turnbull on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

All God's lezzers need sensible shoes.
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Certificate 12

ZADIE SMITH

By derek_turnbull on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

Zadie Smith doesn't exist: think about it. Too pretty too young too exotic too good......... Salman Rushdie made her up over a Chicken Tikka Masala...
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Certificate U

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