HEAVYWEIGHT

I'm no Charlie Atlas
but pile your worries on my back
and I'll carry them
for you.

I'm no Mick McManus
but toss your problems in the ring
and i'll beat them
black and blue.

I'm no Crystal Palace
but when the world is cold outside
i'll blaze all night
for you.

I'm no Quo Vadis
but when the too bright light goes down
i'll last three hours
for you.

I'm no black mans phallus
but when you're feeling way too small
i'll be big
for you.