anonymouszebra
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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
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| Story | Borrowed Bathtime | anonymouszebra | 0 | 11 years 11 months ago |
| Story | Alone at night | anonymouszebra | 0 | 11 years 11 months ago |
| Collection | You'll thank me for this later | anonymouszebra | 0 | 11 years 11 months ago |
| Collection | Middle of the Road | anonymouszebra | 0 | 11 years 11 months ago |
| Story | Warning: Don't Read | anonymouszebra | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | The packet of hair dye that wanted to be a glue stick | anonymouszebra | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Of course, you want to see my papers? | anonymouszebra | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Unexpected | anonymouszebra | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | No Jokes About Lemont | anonymouszebra | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | October Did It | anonymouszebra | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | My Favourite Place | anonymouszebra | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Hospital Food | anonymouszebra | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Faking It | anonymouszebra | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Forum topic | hospital food by anonymouszebra | Juliet OC | 1 | 19 years 3 months ago |
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Warning: Don't Read
This is a warning to whoever would like to read this book, or, to be frank, any other material described as 'literary'. It is highly dangerous. The lab tests haven't come back yet, but I'm sure they'll find conclusive evidence that books are, in fact, toxic. They are the bi-product of evil, a secret weapon of mass destruction that no-one has thought to wield - but a library in the wrong hands could easily compromise the safety of Earth's inhabitants.
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- 879 reads
No Jokes About Lemont
...he was Stanley Lemont, just moved, eight years old and (he said this with an uncharacteristic snarl which Miss Neelam did not like) NO JOKES ABOUT LEMONT...
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- 959 reads
Borrowed Bathtime
A philosophical bathime is interrupted by irritated thought.
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- 931 reads
Faking It
She must be fucking deaf, I think. I've been yelling for the past ten minutes and she hasn't turned around.
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- 999 reads
October Did It
...October is a terrible month. The can-do attitude fails miserably, your boss is in an even crappier mood than the weather (which has decided to howl in protest to the end of summer and blow up any skirts or dresses you might wish to wear) and it's getting colder. It's unexpectedly cold, and you don't really see it coming until you're stuck in bed with a migraine, tea, and tissues positioned in an orbit around you...
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- 928 reads