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StoryRoad Rash randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryThat damn beard! randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryTurned away randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI don't sell beer to minors randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryIf everybody would adopt a pet randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI'll always protect her from you randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryGrandpa randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryGoodbye Sherman Hemsley randy-johnson112 years 2 months ago
StoryI should've learned french randy-johnson112 years 2 months ago
StoryGeorge Lindsey randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI will not give up! randy-johnson112 years 2 months ago
StoryGift from God randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryHillary wants Obama to win randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryGod's masterpieces randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI wish I was a bird randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryIf Jesus was here randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI voted against Phil Bredesen randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryEvery day should be like Christmas time randy-johnson112 years 2 months ago
StoryDon't commit suicide randy-johnson212 years 2 months ago
StoryDonkey Kong Junior randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryEverybody deserves a second chance randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago

My stories

Count Dracula

By randy-johnson on Sun, 29 Oct 2017

Count Dracula lives in my attic and he has a casket for a bed. He has bitten all of my family members and they're undead. I've told many people but...
Horror
Poem
Certificate PG

Precious Plum

By randy-johnson on Sat, 21 Oct 2017

Her name is Plum, she's six years old and she's a beauty queen. But she and her mama are two of the dumbest people I've ever seen. They are so dumb...
Humour
Other Fiction
Poem
Certificate 12

The Big 7-0

By randy-johnson on Wed, 18 Oct 2017

If my dad had lived, he would be the big 7-0. On this day, Dad was born seventy years ago. Seven decades is how long he would've been alive. But...
Other Non-fiction
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U
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Great Omnipotent Dude

By randy-johnson on Sat, 30 Sep 2017

G-O-D should stand for Great Omnipotent Dude. When we are born again, we are renewed. Great Omnipotent Dude is what God is and what he'll always be...
Spiritual
Other Non-fiction
Opinion
Poem
Certificate U

Orville Redenbacher

By randy-johnson on Wed, 20 Sep 2017

People use your popcorn in popcorn poppers. You were the one and only Orville Redenbacher. Sadly, you died twenty-two years ago today/ Your popcorn...
Other Non-fiction
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

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