randy-johnson

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StoryEverybody deserves a second chance randy-johnson013 years 1 day ago

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My Horrible Ex-wife

Many people defend my ex-wife but they don't know her. On our wedding night, she shot me with a flamethrower. Before she used the flamethrower, she...

Tragic Irony

I had to make a decision that nearly destroyed me. The decision was painful and it was Tragic Irony. Mom gave me life and I had to make the decision...

The Great Depression

The Great Depression began around 1930 and it was world wide. It was so bad that about forty thousand people committed suicide. It began when the...

No Soup For You!

People loved my soup but they hated me. Everybody referred to me as the Soup Nazi. I was strict with people and they feared me because I'm scary. I...

Craptop

Many years ago I bought a laptop. It's so outdated, I call it a craptop. I want to sell it but nobody wants it because it's eighteen years old. I'm...

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