randy-johnson

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StoryGod's masterpieces randy-johnson012 years 4 months ago
StoryI wish I was a bird randy-johnson012 years 4 months ago
StoryIf Jesus was here randy-johnson012 years 4 months ago
StoryI voted against Phil Bredesen randy-johnson012 years 4 months ago
StoryEvery day should be like Christmas time randy-johnson112 years 4 months ago
StoryDon't commit suicide randy-johnson212 years 4 months ago
StoryDonkey Kong Junior randy-johnson012 years 4 months ago
StoryEverybody deserves a second chance randy-johnson012 years 4 months ago

My stories

Polite Bank Robber

When I rob banks, the tellers panic with fright. But I'm not a mean thief, I'm always polite. When I demand money from the tellers, I always say...

Tammy Goes To The Dogs

Tammy owns a lot of dogs, she has fourteen. She has more dogs than anybody I've ever seen. She has Miniature Pinschers, Chihuahuas and Pit Bulls. She...
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Eaters Beware

I own a fast food restaurant and it's called Randy's Place. The Health Department found 117 violations, it's a disgrace. When the Health Department...

My Horrible Ex-wife

Many people defend my ex-wife but they don't know her. On our wedding night, she shot me with a flamethrower. Before she used the flamethrower, she...

Tragic Irony

I had to make a decision that nearly destroyed me. The decision was painful and it was Tragic Irony. Mom gave me life and I had to make the decision...

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