randy-johnson

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My stories

These Damn Prison Bars!

Three years ago, I fell off a steeple. My fall was broken by three people. When this happened, it was very grim. I weigh 600 pounds and I killed all...

I Sued Because I Couldn't Be A Nun

Everybody is shocked by my lawsuit and because I won. I sued a Convent because they wouldn't let me be a Nun. They said that I couldn't be a Nun...

You're Not The Father

Your pregnant wife is having an affair and she was impregnated by that man. Two others know about it but they can't bring themselves to tell you, but...

Stolen Lottery Ticket

When a thief got close to my back pocket, he decided to pick it. He got my wallet and my thirty million dollar Lottery Ticket. When that lottery...

Rubber Check

You make me so mad that I want to wring your neck. You think that I'm stupid enough to take your check. Your checks bounce so much that they should...

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