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Story	Road Rash	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	That damn beard!	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	Turned away	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	I don't sell beer to minors	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	If everybody would adopt a pet	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	I'll always protect her from you	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	Grandpa	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	Goodbye Sherman Hemsley	randy-johnson	1	12 years 1 month ago
Story	I should've learned french	randy-johnson	1	12 years 1 month ago
Story	George Lindsey	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	I will not give up!	randy-johnson	1	12 years 1 month ago
Story	Gift from God	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	Hillary wants Obama to win	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	God's masterpieces	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	I wish I was a bird	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	If Jesus was here	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	I voted against Phil Bredesen	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	Every day should be like Christmas time	randy-johnson	1	12 years 1 month ago
Story	Don't commit suicide	randy-johnson	2	12 years 1 month ago
Story	Donkey Kong Junior	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago
Story	Everybody deserves a second chance	randy-johnson	0	12 years 1 month ago

My stories

Polite Bank Robber

By randy-johnson on Tue, 09 Sep 2014

When I rob banks, the tellers panic with fright. But I'm not a mean thief, I'm always polite. When I demand money from the tellers, I always say...

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Tammy Goes To The Dogs

By randy-johnson on Mon, 08 Sep 2014

Tammy owns a lot of dogs, she has fourteen. She has more dogs than anybody I've ever seen. She has Miniature Pinschers, Chihuahuas and Pit Bulls. She...

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Eaters Beware

By randy-johnson on Sun, 07 Sep 2014

I own a fast food restaurant and it's called Randy's Place. The Health Department found 117 violations, it's a disgrace. When the Health Department...

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My Horrible Ex-wife

By randy-johnson on Sat, 06 Sep 2014

Many people defend my ex-wife but they don't know her. On our wedding night, she shot me with a flamethrower. Before she used the flamethrower, she...

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Tragic Irony

By randy-johnson on Sat, 06 Sep 2014

I had to make a decision that nearly destroyed me. The decision was painful and it was Tragic Irony. Mom gave me life and I had to make the decision...