randy-johnson
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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Story | Everybody deserves a second chance | randy-johnson | 0 | 12 years 11 months ago |
My stories
I wanted to be romantic
I wanted to be romantic but It was foolish of me to even try. I wasted my cash when I hired a skywriter to write my proposal in the sky. I wanted to...
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- 367 reads
You Murdered My Family

When you murdered my family, it was a stupid thing to do. You killed them in cold blood and now I'm going to kill you. You shot me also but I...
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- 341 reads
Get Rid Of That Damn Skunk!

When I said that you could have a pet, I didn't mean a skunk. He sprayed me and people took off running because I stunk. You used all of the hot...
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- 370 reads
Keep Your Eyes On The Damn Road!

I have a short fuse and when I blow my top, I'm like dynamite when it explodes. And that's exactly what will happen unless you keep your eyes on the...
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Those Greek Customers!

A Greek family ate at my diner and they broke all of my plates. I whipped them all because they did something to aggravate. There was a very good...
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