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I still feel lost
Even though you've been gone for a year and a half, at times I still feel lost without you. When I feel this way, it's so sad and I don't know what I...
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- 327 reads
Doctor Who
I'm the Doctor and I travel through time and space. I'm constantly needed to save the Human Race. My spaceship is called the TARDIS and I always have...
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- 361 reads
I Wish Your Death Was Just A Dream
I wish that your death turned out to only be a dream. Your demise makes me feel like I'm coming apart at the seams. I wish that I would wake up and...
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- 380 reads
I Charge $1000 For An Aspirin
I gave my patient an aspirin and charged him a thousand dollars. When he got my bill, he came to my office and started to holler. He was so pissed...
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- 341 reads
I wanted to be romantic
I wanted to be romantic but It was foolish of me to even try. I wasted my cash when I hired a skywriter to write my proposal in the sky. I wanted to...
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- 355 reads