I believed those cartoons when Popeye whooped Bluto. If you're wondering if it was real, the answer is hell no. When I watched those cartoons, I was...
Since you died, it's been more than I can stand. But while you were alive, I was one lucky man. On Christmas Eve of 2012, my friend told me how lucky...
Two inept crooks robbed my house while I was on vacation. They left my water running and they died by strangulation. Besides robbing me, those idiots...