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I Charge $1000 For An Aspirin
I gave my patient an aspirin and charged him a thousand dollars. When he got my bill, he came to my office and started to holler. He was so pissed...
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I wanted to be romantic
I wanted to be romantic but It was foolish of me to even try. I wasted my cash when I hired a skywriter to write my proposal in the sky. I wanted to...
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You Murdered My Family
When you murdered my family, it was a stupid thing to do. You killed them in cold blood and now I'm going to kill you. You shot me also but I...
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Get Rid Of That Damn Skunk!
When I said that you could have a pet, I didn't mean a skunk. He sprayed me and people took off running because I stunk. You used all of the hot...
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Keep Your Eyes On The Damn Road!
I have a short fuse and when I blow my top, I'm like dynamite when it explodes. And that's exactly what will happen unless you keep your eyes on the...
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