Keep Your Eyes On The Damn Road!

I have a short fuse and when I blow my top, I'm like dynamite when it explodes.
And that's exactly what will happen unless you keep your eyes on the damn road!
Keep your eyes on the road, stop staring at your girlfriend.
I'll kick your sorry ass even though you're my next of Kin.
If you don't watch the road, we'll have a wreck.
And stop saying that I'm a big pain in the neck!
You say that you know how to drive, you think you're pretty sharp.
But if you don't start watching the road, we'll end up playing harps.
You just ran out of the road and hit a tree, it was a bad crash.
Your girl is so mad that she's threatening to sue for Whiplash.
Your driving skills are surely illegal and also a sin.
If I live to be a hundred, I'll never ride with you again.

(This is a fictional poem)