Something happened that was strange. My wife decided to have a sex change. When she said she was going through a change, I thought it was the change of life.
You've been in my neighborhood today, that's where I've seen you lurch. You've been taking people's cats and dogs to sell them for research. You'd better put my cat down and I mean now!
Today is my 41st birthday. I'm a year older and my hair is getting gray. It's not like it was twenty years ago. My bones creak as I climb hills because I'm slow.
You beat up your girlfriend because you are a brute. I tried to send you to jail but your girl won't prosecute. I'm a preacher but I won't marry the two of you.
