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My new cat
Two weeks ago I got a new cat. She's very pretty and I like that. A lady at the animal shelter had a big smile on her face. She was happy because my cat would be living at a new place.
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Sniffing glue
A teenage boy died after he sniffed glue. It was a really stupid thing for him to do. His parents rushed him to the hospital but it was too late.
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The change
Something happened that was strange. My wife decided to have a sex change. When she said she was going through a change, I thought it was the change of life.
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You'd better return those pets
You've been in my neighborhood today, that's where I've seen you lurch. You've been taking people's cats and dogs to sell them for research. You'd better put my cat down and I mean now!
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41st birthday
Today is my 41st birthday. I'm a year older and my hair is getting gray. It's not like it was twenty years ago. My bones creak as I climb hills because I'm slow.
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