randy-johnson

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StoryPancakes randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StorySamson and Delilah randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryThank you, God randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryLife isn't always fair. randy-johnson112 years 2 months ago
StoryRoad Rash randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryThat damn beard! randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryTurned away randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI don't sell beer to minors randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryIf everybody would adopt a pet randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI'll always protect her from you randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryGrandpa randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryGoodbye Sherman Hemsley randy-johnson112 years 2 months ago
StoryI should've learned french randy-johnson112 years 2 months ago
StoryGeorge Lindsey randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI will not give up! randy-johnson112 years 2 months ago
StoryGift from God randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryHillary wants Obama to win randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryGod's masterpieces randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI wish I was a bird randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryIf Jesus was here randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI voted against Phil Bredesen randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryEvery day should be like Christmas time randy-johnson112 years 2 months ago
StoryDon't commit suicide randy-johnson212 years 2 months ago
StoryDonkey Kong Junior randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryEverybody deserves a second chance randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago

My stories

Pancakes

I love pancakes with syrup because it's so sweet. It truly is a delicious thing for people to eat. Mrs.Butterworth's is my favorite syrup but I like Karo too.

Donkey Kong Junior

Mario captured and locked up a big brown ape. It was up to the gorilla's son to help him escape. He had to climb and avoid enemies in order to set Donkey Kong free.

Everybody deserves a second chance

You were arrested and put in jail. After you got out, people started giving you hell. You paid your debt to society and now you are free. You deserve a second chance but sadly nobody else agrees.

Alvin and the Chipmunks

(This is a fictional poem) I'm a hillbilly who eats possums, squirrels and chipmunks too. Alvin and the Chipmunks came to my house and I turned them into stew.

If Jesus was here

If Jesus was here, I'd hug him and I'd hug his father too. When a man has them on his side, there's nothing he can't do. Praying and having faith is all that it takes.

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