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StoryIf Jesus was here randy-johnson013 years 2 months ago
StoryI voted against Phil Bredesen randy-johnson013 years 2 months ago
StoryEvery day should be like Christmas time randy-johnson113 years 2 months ago
StoryDon't commit suicide randy-johnson213 years 2 months ago
StoryDonkey Kong Junior randy-johnson013 years 2 months ago
StoryEverybody deserves a second chance randy-johnson013 years 2 months ago

My stories

Sniffing glue

By randy-johnson on Sun, 16 Sep 2012

A teenage boy died after he sniffed glue. It was a really stupid thing for him to do. His parents rushed him to the hospital but it was too late.
Other Non-fiction
Poem
Certificate U

The change

By randy-johnson on Sat, 15 Sep 2012

Something happened that was strange. My wife decided to have a sex change. When she said she was going through a change, I thought it was the change of life.
Humour
Poem
Certificate PG

You'd better return those pets

By randy-johnson on Fri, 24 Aug 2012

You've been in my neighborhood today, that's where I've seen you lurch. You've been taking people's cats and dogs to sell them for research. You'd better put my cat down and I mean now!
Other Fiction
Poem
Certificate U

41st birthday

By randy-johnson on Tue, 21 Aug 2012

Today is my 41st birthday. I'm a year older and my hair is getting gray. It's not like it was twenty years ago. My bones creak as I climb hills because I'm slow.
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

I'll always protect her from you

By randy-johnson on Thu, 16 Aug 2012

You beat up your girlfriend because you are a brute. I tried to send you to jail but your girl won't prosecute. I'm a preacher but I won't marry the two of you.
Other Fiction
Certificate U

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