I should've learned french before going to a restaurant. What I ordered there was food that I sure didn't want. I made the mistake of ordering cerveau and escargot.
Some men killed my brother so I killed them. I realize that one day I'll pay for my sins. I hunted those men down and killed them one by one. They didn't have a chance and killing them was fun.
You starred on Hee Haw and the Andy Griffith Show. You were talented and people hated to see you go. You continued to star as Goober on Mayberry R.F.D.
You are the kindest person I've ever seen. Just looking at you makes me feel serene. For far too long I've admired you from afar. I love you because of the nice person who you are.
The doctors have given Dad 18 months to live but I don't believe that. They say he's dying but I say that they're full of crap. I will not give up because I know that he'll survive.
