randy-johnson

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My stories

Moonshiner

Some people make beer and some people make wine. But I spent over twenty years making moonshine. Instead of making it with corn, I always used fruit.

We need four candidates

I have something to say that is certainly true. When we have Presidential elections, we need four candidates instead of two. We need two Republican candidates and two Democrats.

The new President

Something happened that was both unexpected and great. By some miracle, I've been elected President of the United States. I got 535 electoral votes and Romney got three.

The majority of the mentally ill are harmless

President Obama said something during his second debate that offended me. He said that guns should be kept out of the hands of the mentally ill.

I don't sell beer to minors

When it comes to selling you beer, I will sell you none. You have no identification and you look under twenty-one. You come here and try to buy beer every day.

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