Being a kid has its perks. Like shooting off fireworks. Watching fireworks is loads of fun. We celebrate the independence we won. Bottle rockets, whistlers and roman candles in the sky.
It was terrible to learn about you dying. Tonight billions of people are crying. When I learned about your death, it made me feel bad. You had a great life but your demise makes me so sad.
I should've learned french before going to a restaurant. What I ordered there was food that I sure didn't want. I made the mistake of ordering cerveau and escargot.
Some men killed my brother so I killed them. I realize that one day I'll pay for my sins. I hunted those men down and killed them one by one. They didn't have a chance and killing them was fun.
You starred on Hee Haw and the Andy Griffith Show. You were talented and people hated to see you go. You continued to star as Goober on Mayberry R.F.D.
