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The Company (contains swearing)

Slice my face with a razor blade make me smile. Gouge my eyes with a stiletto knife make me laugh. Pour petrol over my body and set me on fire, this...
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Your Crown is Wearing Thin

I’ve never bowed in your presence Never curtseyed on demand I’d feel nothing in essence If you offered me your hand I shall turn my back to you Your...

Behind the Bike Shed

After school On a winters night In the dark Me and Jackie Cuddeson Kissed for an eternity We shivered from the cold So we had to cuddle tighter I...
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Shit Creek Tourist Board

Hello and thank you for visiting the Shit Creek Tourist Board web site. Please take your time to visit each section and discover why millions of...
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Grecian Urn Platform Seven

Crewe Station is unlovely tired and asleep It’s like an old man with no past The coffee is gravy This is my observation I hear the rumbling thunder...
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