Terrence Oblong

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StoryThis penguin can dance Terrence Oblong013 years 3 months ago
StoryMy man in the moon Terrence Oblong013 years 3 months ago
StorySpoon Terrence Oblong713 years 3 months ago
StoryThe Devil and Mr Alabanti's Right Foot Terrence Oblong113 years 3 months ago
StorySmells and Bells Terrence Oblong213 years 3 months ago
StoryLife’s little elephants Terrence Oblong113 years 3 months ago
StoryShe paints me naked Terrence Oblong413 years 3 months ago
StoryThe Cat’s Letter Terrence Oblong013 years 3 months ago
StoryJurgen Klinsmann is not dissolvable in water Terrence Oblong213 years 3 months ago
StoryHow many penguins does it take to change a lightbulb? Terrence Oblong113 years 3 months ago
StoryGrandad's literary masterpiece Terrence Oblong013 years 3 months ago
StoryGoldilocks and the three beers (IP) Terrence Oblong313 years 3 months ago
StoryIndustrial Processed Nutrition Terrence Oblong113 years 3 months ago
StoryI don't even have a name Terrence Oblong113 years 3 months ago
StoryIs it you or is it me? Terrence Oblong113 years 3 months ago
StoryHiccups (8) - Symptoms 12 to 14 Terrence Oblong013 years 3 months ago
StoryHiccups (7) - Symptoms 10 to 11 Terrence Oblong013 years 3 months ago
StoryHiccups (6) - Symptom 9 - entering a pact with the devil Terrence Oblong013 years 3 months ago
StoryHiccups (5) - Symptoms 5 to 8 Terrence Oblong013 years 3 months ago
StoryHiccups (4) - Sypmtom 4 - extra time Terrence Oblong013 years 3 months ago
StoryHiccups (3) - Symptoms 1 to 3 Terrence Oblong013 years 3 months ago
StoryHiccups (2) - cures 8 to 16 Terrence Oblong013 years 3 months ago
StoryHiccups (1) - The cures, 1 to 7 Terrence Oblong013 years 3 months ago
StoryIn which love is seen to be a cure for spontaneous combustion Terrence Oblong113 years 3 months ago
StoryEscape from Stalag 42B Terrence Oblong213 years 3 months ago

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Kit Handsome and the busy day at the Big Hotel 3

“Mr Griffiths has been murdered?” said Kit. “Yes. Shot in the head. I went to ask him about the penguin he reported following him around. He didn’t...
Cherry

Kit Handsome and the busy day at the Big Hotel 2

" Morning Kit,” said Mrs Wemborne. “I see that Sally’s got you cycling now, is this part of a fitness drive? It’s nice she’s taking care of you.” “...
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Kit Handsome and the busy day at the Big Hotel 1

“Morning Kit,” said Megson, “I like the cycle gear, Sally’s trying to get you fit again?” Boonhill was a small island, and although Kit Handsome...

Strongth

Strongth Once you’ve passed your fiftieth year, you have very few skills remaining and even fewer pleasures, but there is one. Shitting. There is...
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Landing on my feet

The story opens with a daring leap from a first-floor window. I should be employing a ghost writer for this scene, but I do all my own prose, even...
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