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I have 37 stories published in one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 39775 times and 10 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Albert Woods

My stories

Fish 2 - POLLACKS! Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of the sequel to my comedy novel ‘The Price of Fish’ which is available on Amazon - a taster in reverse. The ‘Fish’ novels are aimed at readers who, like me, enjoy an intriguing schoolboy-toilet-humour romp featuring outrageous characters, foul language, tax fiddles, kidnap, a cocked-up drug bust, red herrings, copious volumes of flatulence and, of course, kinky sex! Currently working on the rest.
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Fish 2 - POLLACKS! Chapter 1

This is Chapter 1 of the sequel to my comedy novel ‘The Price of Fish’ which is available on Amazon - a taster in reverse, so to speak. The ‘Fish’ novels are aimed at readers who, like me, enjoy an intriguing schoolboy-toilet-humour romp featuring outrageous characters, foul language, tax fiddles, kidnap, a cocked-up drug bust, red herrings, copious volumes of flatulence and, of course, kinky sex! Chapter 2 follows....

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If this account exists, it will mean that there is a serious miscalculation in the Professor’s theory, so please read no further. Avert your eyes. But if there is no dissuading you, then may whichever god you worship do more to protect you than mine, as the existence of this document attests, has done for me.

THE EXTRA-ORDINARY MEETING

A venue had been difficult to find. Nobody wanted them. At this one the innkeeper was told they were monks.

THE SILENCE OF NATURE

True account of the huge price a man paid for being himself.

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