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The city lights, they beckoned me Even the smog and the muck appealed So I packed up my monster belongings And ventured further afield I arrived at Kings Cross on the 10.33
I am a cockney swamp monster What lives down by the Thames I deserted my swamp a while back, see Deserted my swamp monster friends Now I swim down by the Sarf Bank
So its clear at this point That alcohol and I Have a special bond - We don't have to try But by far my favourite Part of the deal Is the very next day When it all gets surreal.
But lager thou art not a patch on red wine Which similarly I guzzle most of the time Full bodied or light, it goes down so well A pop, a glug, a swish, a smell
Lager, I love you And I dream of your bubbles There's no wrong you can do I forget all my troubles While I'm sipping on you Getting bloated and fat I start craving McCoys