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One is a Royal monster A monster of the Crown One cannot abide commoners Or those from out of town One loves cakes and crumpets At three on the dot each day
I am the sandwich monster of Goodge Street I gobble a thousand a day Don’t ask me what my favourite filling is It’s impossible for me to say But I do love a ‘cheese and copper’ bap
I’m the veggie monster I’ve got big clumpy feet I’ve got hair from my top to my bottom And there’s just one thing I like to eat It’s not children, insects or vermin