celticman
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dog days.
The washing machine sloshed and whirled, the edge of the dog blanket appeared and tumbled in on itself, before going into the spin cycle making the...
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What did Jesus do? 4
Peter the Apostle brought a more to life than life attitude and his faith was like flying fish. He couldn’t sit on his arse for a minute. We lit a...
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What did Jesus do? 3
My dad used to tell everybody how smart I was. He used to show me off, tell me to memorise things like long poems that rhymed. (And that was no crime...
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What did Jesus do? 2
‘Jeez, wae the electricity, all the stuff in the freezer will go aff.’ Ian ran his fingers through his hair. And he pouted. His beard was patchy,...
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What did Jesus do?
Ian came in from the gym earlier than usual. ‘Guess what I saw or heard? Jesus has landed.’ I was sitting in my comfy chair reading The Snow Leopard...
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pain in the arse. If I hear a
Posted on Fri, 11 Nov 2022
pain in the arse. If I hear a connection and background noise, I cut them off before they start on their shite.
Read full commentPosted in Life Insurance.
the tally angel was busy with
Posted on Wed, 09 Nov 2022
the tally angel was busy with accounting. I guess we're not masters of our destiny, but we can do good things along the way as you have shown. Some people take the negatives. Trump, for example. There's nothing worth saving with the moron's moron...
Read full commentPosted in The Last Door
we travel your road.
Posted on Mon, 07 Nov 2022
we travel your road.
Read full commentPosted in They've Closed the Road
angels, hazmat suits and
Posted on Sat, 05 Nov 2022
angels, hazmat suits and cream cakes, what's not to like?
Read full commentPosted in The Night Angels of the Cake Factory Cream Room
bit of Rabbie Burns to a
Posted on Sat, 05 Nov 2022
bit of Rabbie Burns to a mouse, to a louse, to a pear.
Read full commentPosted in to a pear
poetry and a plan.
Posted on Fri, 04 Nov 2022
poetry and a plan.
Read full commentPosted in Old
our ancestors are us. you
Posted on Sat, 29 Oct 2022
our ancestors are us. you walk us through them.
Read full commentPosted in Cause To Be Heard on Samhain's Eve
forever is a long time. It's
Posted on Sat, 29 Oct 2022
forever is a long time. It's good to remember how long ago.
Read full commentPosted in Syd Abandoned - A Pink Floyd Tale
memories make good stories as
Posted on Mon, 31 Oct 2022
memories make good stories as you have shown.
Read full commentPosted in Halloween's Coming
double whammy at the end.
Posted on Mon, 31 Oct 2022
double whammy at the end. Witchfinders have a way of finding witches that don't float or sink either. But stalk them.
Read full commentPosted in A Tale from Dark Woods
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