iDrew

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I have 81 stories published in 0 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 34417 times and 36 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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iBreathe

iBreathe the very breath of your hands as i close my eyes exhales to linger longingly where i am wet and i feel your weight press dreams into me slow...

iBabe

iBabe ok i’ll hold me paw up no shame i ain’t as brainy as rachel riley there i admit it however i ain’t as dumb as paris hilton that would just be...
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iFart

iFart it really pisses me off after you burp or fart the way you look at me and smile with an over-inflated sense of pride what pisses me off more is...
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iDump

iDump how could i fall for it yet again meet me in westfield you said as if going to stratford on a saturday ain’t bad enough we’ll ‘ave a larf and...

iMalaprop

iMalaprop Doctor Malaprop’s Diagnosis Well according to my periscope your heart beat’s mumbling. It may be best to do an E.G.G. test and I’ll take a...

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