iDrew
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My stories
iBreathe
iBreathe the very breath of your hands as i close my eyes exhales to linger longingly where i am wet and i feel your weight press dreams into me slow...
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iBabe
iBabe ok i’ll hold me paw up no shame i ain’t as brainy as rachel riley there i admit it however i ain’t as dumb as paris hilton that would just be...
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iFart
iFart it really pisses me off after you burp or fart the way you look at me and smile with an over-inflated sense of pride what pisses me off more is...
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iDump
iDump how could i fall for it yet again meet me in westfield you said as if going to stratford on a saturday ain’t bad enough we’ll ‘ave a larf and...
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iMalaprop
iMalaprop Doctor Malaprop’s Diagnosis Well according to my periscope your heart beat’s mumbling. It may be best to do an E.G.G. test and I’ll take a...
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