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I have 289 stories published in 17 collections on the site.
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Malcolm Lisle

 

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I Never Knew a Man Who Could Iron a Shirt

By mallisle on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

Men did many great things in history, they were great inventors and they were the first people to walk on the moon. But have you ever met a man who could iron a shirt?
Humour
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Grandmother Lou

By mallisle on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

A song about my grandmother's terrible cooking. To the tune of Runaround Sue.
Humour
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How The Dinosaurs Became Extinct

By mallisle on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

Scientists have often speculated about how dinosuars became extinct. This poem suggests an interesting alternative theory.
Humour
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The Twilight Zone

By mallisle on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

Is there another dimension? Could you be in two places at the same time? Is there a dimension where all the things that are wrong in the world are actually right?
Humour
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The Letter Rhyme

By mallisle on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

Paul Young wrote The Letter Song and I have tried to update it and bring it into the age of the mobile phone. This is also a satirical version in which the girl tells the boy to get lost.
Love
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