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I have 237 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 240622 times and 69 of my stories have been cherry picked.
1 of my 27 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 1 vote

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Mark Ashley

 

My stories

Q) Putting up a tent in a strong breeze

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Putting up a tent in a strong breeze rustle rustle clankety clank screwy screwy snap prongy pointy clangy clank foldy unfurl flap thready tighty...
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Certificate U

V) The Typewriter Blues

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

The Typewriter Blues My finger's stuck in a typewriter it's stuck inside real tight I can't get it out of there I try with all my might maybe if I...
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Certificate PG

Attempted Lunchicide

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Shattered panes of colour glass are sprinkled on my lunch my sandwiches are cheddar cheese they're not supposed to crunch someone's trying to kill me...
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Certificate U

U) Terminator Poetry

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Terminator Poetry I whispered sweetly to my love I whispered in her ear I told that I'd love her so and always want her near I told that I had to go...
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Certificate U

Winter's Ghost

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Walking through the midnight garden across the summer park I came across a winter ghost a huddled in the dark He was all pale and frosty he was all...
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Certificate 12

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