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I have 216 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 205341 times and 49 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Mark Ashley

 

My stories

V) The Typewriter Blues

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

The Typewriter Blues My finger's stuck in a typewriter it's stuck inside real tight I can't get it out of there I try with all my might maybe if I...
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Certificate PG

Attempted Lunchicide

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Shattered panes of colour glass are sprinkled on my lunch my sandwiches are cheddar cheese they're not supposed to crunch someone's trying to kill me...
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Certificate U

U) Terminator Poetry

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Terminator Poetry I whispered sweetly to my love I whispered in her ear I told that I'd love her so and always want her near I told that I had to go...
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Certificate U

Winter's Ghost

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Walking through the midnight garden across the summer park I came across a winter ghost a huddled in the dark He was all pale and frosty he was all...
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Certificate 12

Tory Boy

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Tory boy Tory boy fly away home and don't come a knocking today You mumble and fumble and arse all about but you really have nothing to say Tory boy...
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Certificate PG

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