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I have 210 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 168085 times and 40 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Mark Ashley

 

My stories

G) EFL Student Love Song

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

EFL* Student's Love Song Oh, sweety mouse child. You that bigger than rodent, With legs long sticky And bumpy chest. Oh, fluffy bunny fluff. Blood...
Humour
Certificate 12

My Love

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

My love it doth an earthquake make it rumbles and shudders it scares the little baby mice their fadders and their mudders My love is like a tidal...
Humour
Story
Certificate 15

Smack Me

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

smack me with a butter bean smack me with a cabbage punch me squarely on the nose and call me Mister Babbage
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Fireside Song

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

I see it in the morning, I see it late at night I see it when I stoke the fire that dirty anthracite
Humour
Certificate U

Non-stick Pan

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

why oh why did I rely upon that non-stick pan now the room's wallpapered with egg and marzipan
Humour
Story
Certificate U

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