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I have 209 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 143500 times and 39 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Mark Ashley


My stories

My Love

My love it doth an earthquake make it rumbles and shudders it scares the little baby mice their fadders and their mudders My love is like a tidal...

Smack Me

smack me with a butter bean smack me with a cabbage punch me squarely on the nose and call me Mister Babbage

Fireside Song

I see it in the morning, I see it late at night I see it when I stoke the fire that dirty anthracite

Non-stick Pan

why oh why did I rely upon that non-stick pan now the room's wallpapered with egg and marzipan

Broom Handle

there is a large broom handle poking through my chest it's really rather ugly I wish I'd worn a vest