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I have 217 stories published in
10 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 209598 times
and 50 of my stories have been cherry picked.
Mark Ashley
My stories
God Sleeps in Paddington Station
God sleeps in Paddington Station On a damp and smelly mattress Outside the toilets Now barred for want of 20 pence. He keeps warm By wrapping himself
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- 1015 reads
Froppington Gore
An old West Country rhyme
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- 850 reads
G) EFL Student Love Song
EFL* Student's Love Song Oh, sweety mouse child. You that bigger than rodent, With legs long sticky And bumpy chest. Oh, fluffy bunny fluff. Blood...
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- 949 reads
My Love
My love it doth an earthquake make it rumbles and shudders it scares the little baby mice their fadders and their mudders My love is like a tidal...
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- 877 reads
Smack Me
smack me with a butter bean smack me with a cabbage punch me squarely on the nose and call me Mister Babbage
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- 886 reads