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I have 210 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 167902 times and 40 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Mark Ashley

 

My stories

Broom Handle

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

there is a large broom handle poking through my chest it's really rather ugly I wish I'd worn a vest
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Iggle winky

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

iggle winky slinky shoe angly nanky shroom mamble stranky danky drew flickly fucky foom
Humour
Certificate PG

Love Song

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

You live inside my little heart And make my face feel happy You warm the skin of my left breast I am a happy chappy You live inside my little eye I...
Humour
Story
Certificate 18

D) Bating the clergy

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Tucky soo soo micky banjo Flando flindo flunk Slacky macky sacky doo And suck my rickety monk
Humour
Story
Certificate 15

Chipping Marsh

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

When I was last in Chipping Marsh I ambled by the beaming brook And dipped my toes into the lake That licky lake and nooky nook
Humour
Story
Certificate U

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