Smack Me
By markashley
Wed, 29 Sep 2004
- 873 reads
smack me with a butter bean
smack me with a cabbage
punch me squarely on the nose
and call me Mister Babbage
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smack me with a butter bean
smack me with a cabbage
punch me squarely on the nose
and call me Mister Babbage