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I have 209 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 143883 times and 39 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Mark Ashley


My stories

Ye Old Hotdog

Ye Old Hotdog Wiggle stink stanky stew Smelly little man Get your winky spanking new Get it while you can

Eating Russia

Cranberry flavoured margarine Washed away my tears And mustard in a little black pot Swallowed up my fears I ate a pound of Stalingrad With half a...

Q) Putting up a tent in a strong breeze

Putting up a tent in a strong breeze rustle rustle clankety clank screwy screwy snap prongy pointy clangy clank foldy unfurl flap thready tighty...

V) The Typewriter Blues

The Typewriter Blues My finger's stuck in a typewriter it's stuck inside real tight I can't get it out of there I try with all my might maybe if I...

Attempted Lunchicide

Shattered panes of colour glass are sprinkled on my lunch my sandwiches are cheddar cheese they're not supposed to crunch someone's trying to kill me...