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I have 237 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 241244 times and 69 of my stories have been cherry picked.
1 of my 27 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 1 vote

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Mark Ashley

 

My stories

D) Bating the clergy

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Tucky soo soo micky banjo Flando flindo flunk Slacky macky sacky doo And suck my rickety monk
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Certificate 15

Chipping Marsh

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

When I was last in Chipping Marsh I ambled by the beaming brook And dipped my toes into the lake That licky lake and nooky nook
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Certificate U

Booger Wooger Booglie Woo

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

I slap the ground with great delight I slap the ground with sugar I run along the barrel path And shout out booger wooger I chew the ears off ancient...
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Certificate 12

Ye Old Hotdog

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Ye Old Hotdog Wiggle stink stanky stew Smelly little man Get your winky spanking new Get it while you can
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Certificate U

Eating Russia

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Cranberry flavoured margarine Washed away my tears And mustard in a little black pot Swallowed up my fears I ate a pound of Stalingrad With half a...
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Certificate U

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