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I have 47 stories published in 5 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 20698 times and 3 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Beautiful

By nitromoose on Tue, 28 Sep 2004

When you step off the bus And into a pud-dle It's just one more part Of your life that's a mud-dle And all you need now, Is someone to cud-dle That-...
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Certificate U

NO

By nitromoose on Tue, 28 Sep 2004

No means NO. Didn't you hear the lady? She didn't say yes, she didn't say maybe. She said no! Take the hint! What did you expect with breath like...
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Certificate 18

Elephant

By nitromoose on Tue, 28 Sep 2004

It's Horrible To Think That Every Second You Read This There Is An Elephant Being Poached By Hunters For Her Ivory Tusks Just To Make A Few Quid How...
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Certificate U

Jack &; The Beanstalk

By nitromoose on Tue, 28 Sep 2004

He sold his cow for some magic beans, Oh my god what a prick, What did the fool expect to happen? A beanstalk to shoot from his dick? You simple oaf...
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Certificate PG

Giggle

By nitromoose on Tue, 28 Sep 2004

Hee-bloody-hee, you think you're so funny! Picking on the nerdy kids, Because their nose is running, Where do you get off? Have you never heard of...
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Certificate 18

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