Giggle

Hee-bloody-hee, you think you're so funny!
Picking on the nerdy kids,
Because their nose is running,
Where do you get off?
Have you never heard of hayfever?
You're too busy trimming your ass hair
With your mummy's tweezers!

A giggle here, a sman there,
You seem to mock intelligence,
For sure in this school it's rare!
So I might not have the coolest clothes,
Or the hippest hair cut!
Is that a reason to be picking on me?
You fucking slut!
You know we're not all born so pretty,
or soul-mates with makeup,
We don't have instant needs,
To get ALL the boys to touch us up,

We like our grades!
We like our books!
And yes I know all the chess moves,
From the king to the rook,
So I'm a nerd. So I'm smart.
But I obviously seem worth picking on,
I can't match the other boys farts!
I mean they're so hard, they're so tough,
From their badass attitude,
you never seem to get enough!

So is this how to get the girls?
By being a fucking cunt?
Should I start picking on guy with glasses?
And beating up all the runts?
Sure, that'd just make me so swell,
I could grab a fiver from the cashpoint now,
And pay you to suck my bell!
Come on! You're used to it by now!
What, you want some more names?
Fine! Slag! Whore! Cow!

What's that? I've judged you?
Well what a surprise!
Are you kidding me bitch?
You want me to apol-o-gise?
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard all day,
You know what? It's giggling tramps like you,
That turn straight men gay!!!