NO

No means NO.
Didn't you hear the lady?
She didn't say yes, she didn't say maybe.
She said no! Take the hint!
What did you expect with breath like that?
Here take a mint!
Who am I? I'm the nice guy!
I'm the one who puts you in line
with the juicy black eyes!

Hey sorry man! I didn't realize she was your girl!
If I'd known I would have got her to spin a little twirl,
I mean look at that ass,
Look at those tits,
She's got all the right places for all the perfect bits!
I don't blame you for being mad! I'd be the same!
Hell I wouldn't let her outta my sight,
I'd keep her in the kitchen and chained!

You jerks! I'm still standing here!
You know you're not the only two guys that have bought me beer,
I don't owe you, I don't owe you jack,
You're both going to be sleeping on your own tonight,
with no girl in your sack!
I mean?.what did you expect?
For me to just open my legs?
Because you're being nice?
And because YOU wanted head?

Hey lady, I didn't mean any harm,
I just didn't want you falling for this asshole's snake-like
charms,
I'm sure he does this all the time,
You're just another on the list,
If you don't give him what wants, then he just gets pissed!
I'm sorry for being so caring, I'll leave you with this jerk,
Besides, I've got an early start,
It's my first day at work!

Oh-wait? So you're backing down?
I can see you shitting in your pants,
Your trouser-leg's turned brown!
What kind of man are you?
Mr sensitive? Yeah right!
You're just as bad as me!
You're always talking shite!

Wait? You know each other?
Friends? No! Wait-you're brothers!
So is this some kind of competition,
to see who could bag me first?
Or were you gonna take me to your
parents house?
And flip for taking turns!?
Screw this, I'm leaving your on your own,
You've both got your hands free
So just make each other moan!