notwierd_gifted
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I have 32 stories published in
2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 33796 times
and 2 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
That Scarborough Cat
Let's go back to Scarborough and that cat, The one that ended up going splat, Not the greatest way to die, But before that he had eight other lives. Born in Austria in 1942,
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- 988 reads
Ten Years On
It's been ten years; but still can't see, What it is I still believe, I still love you Nanny Connie, First I was told my real Nan was forced,
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- 502 reads
Zoo
Grant the Gorilla locked up in his cage, No one even knows his age, Sitting there scratching as people watch, A life he would be willing to swap, Peels a banana for himself to eat,
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- 1402 reads
Animal Farm
I'm living in a fairy tale, It seems that things are going well, So back to nonsense once again, Has anyone ever met Harriet the Hen?, Squeezing eggs out of her arse every day,
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Getting There
So far i've done just what I said, Stopped the weed and cleared my head, Even got myself a job, No longer being a hopeless knob, But I do miss the land of pretend,
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