old_cusser
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I have 33 stories published in
4 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 15904 times
and 5 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My collections
My stories
No more elephants
So awfully young to marry, they said Hardly of an age to leave her dad It was only last night he said sleep tight And don't dream of pink elephants...
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- 433 reads
Bertie in the Bath
On finding Bertie in the bath The spider gve a howl of wrath What was a schoolboy doing there With soapy hands and soggy hair? He pulled out Bertie...
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- 459 reads
Why girls marry
My youngest daughter tells me marriage is not cool and will most likely disappear in fifty years based on a legal contract and not trust it smells of...
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- 506 reads
W) Falling for Gwynneth Paltrow
I have fallen for this slender young actress some few decades my junior perhaps this poem will be so brilliant and tender or funny and pathetic that...
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- 531 reads
Q) The Flit
Davis &; Showring &; Co., Land &; Estate Agents, 6 Main Street, KIRKBY KENDAL 1st August 2003 RE:TRANSPORTATION OF TUPHOLME COTTAGE Dear...
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- 473 reads