Siqarn was thirsty. This was not uncommon; Siqarn was always thirsty. It was the way of things.
A party is thrown in Hell for the triumphant capture of Steve Jobs from Purgatory. However, Steve Jobs has some changes to make...
The Demons panic as their heist to capture Steve Jobs goes awry; Judas Iscariot has a meeting with the Archangel Revenue Service.
Baron Von (...) assembles a team to extract Steve Jobs from Purgatory consisting of Judas Iscariot and a succubus who has seduced every man in the world at least once.