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I have 585 stories published in
17 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 702767 times
and 339 of my stories have been cherry picked.
6 of my 106 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 7 votes
My stories
Co-Op Live Art Fiasco
Stick the empty bottle up my bum.
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- 1557 reads
Waterloo Sunset. Part Two
A police car and a screaming siren. The music for the last couple.
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Clacton Beach Memoir
'I'll slice your face so that they can play noughts and crosses on it.'
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The Only Way Is Essex
Outside a lighted house, in a road, in a town she should never be in. A Bacardi breezed girl with Winehouse hair, lifts her skirt for a line of coke.
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- 3324 reads
David Bowie at 66
He is still a contender.
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- 840 reads