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I have 585 stories published in 17 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 701290 times and 339 of my stories have been cherry picked.
6 of my 106 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 7 votes

My stories

Cherry

Co-Op Live Art Fiasco

Stick the empty bottle up my bum.
Cherry

Waterloo Sunset. Part Two

A police car and a screaming siren. The music for the last couple.
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Clacton Beach Memoir

'I'll slice your face so that they can play noughts and crosses on it.'
Poem of the week

The Only Way Is Essex

Outside a lighted house, in a road, in a town she should never be in. A Bacardi breezed girl with Winehouse hair, lifts her skirt for a line of coke.
Cherry

David Bowie at 66

He is still a contender.

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