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Randy Johnson
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Tank
I bought a tank at a war surplus store. It's not something people are thankful for. Just because I blow up their homes with the cannon and flatten...
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Don't eat my pickles!
I make my own pickles but they're no good. When it comes to eating them, no one should. They're even worse than the ones Aunt Bee made. If you ever...
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If Mom became an angel
If Mom became an angel, it wouldn't surprise me one bit. I know that she's very popular in Heaven, she's a big hit. It's always painful when a loved...
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Einstein
He was a physicist with a brilliant mind. The man who I'm talking about was Albert Einstein. It was he who discovered that E equals MC Squared. He...
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Chihuahua - Part IV
I've loved Agnes ever since the day that I got her. She's the closest thing that I have to a daughter. Since 1990, she's the only female dog that I'...
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