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We're Coy and Vance and we replaced Bo and Luke. When people watched us on TV, it made them puke. Many people changed the channel when our show was on.
We're Bo and Luke Duke and we fight crime. When criminals tangle with us, they do hard time. Uncle Jesse gets his fat carcass stuck every time he gets in the General Lee.
I'm the sheriff and my name is Rosco P. Coltrane. People in Hazzard know that the P is for pea-brain. I work for Commissioner Jefferson Davis Hogg. He hates the Dukes and he also hates my dog.
A giant black hole has appeared and the Earth will be devoured. Everybody will be dead in just a matter of hours. We'd better pray to the Lord and ask him to forgive us for our sins.