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Randy Johnson

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The terrible black hole

By randy-johnson on Sun, 30 Jun 2013

A giant black hole has appeared and the Earth will be devoured. Everybody will be dead in just a matter of hours. We'd better pray to the Lord and ask him to forgive us for our sins.
Science fiction
Poem
Certificate U

I'm not a horse!

By randy-johnson on Sun, 23 Jun 2013

People think that I'm a horse because of my ugly horse face. When I go to the track, everybody thinks that I'm there to race. I look so much like a horse that people put a feed bag on my head.
Humour
Poem
Certificate PG

Beauty Parlor

By randy-johnson on Fri, 21 Jun 2013

I own a beauty parlor but I always get things wrong. Last week I left a lady under the dryer far too long. She was under the dryer for hours and it fried her brain.
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

I'm Boss Hogg

By randy-johnson on Fri, 21 Jun 2013

I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food. It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude. The Duke boys keep fighting me because I'm a crook.
Humour
Poem
Certificate PG

Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part II

By randy-johnson on Sat, 15 Jun 2013

I have great news about the two women who were shot. I was afraid that Alexia and Janet would die but they did not. They're out of the hospital and are recovering at their homes.
Other Non-fiction
Poem
Certificate U

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