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Randy Johnson

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The new President

By randy-johnson on Wed, 07 Nov 2012

Something happened that was both unexpected and great. By some miracle, I've been elected President of the United States. I got 535 electoral votes and Romney got three.
Humour
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The majority of the mentally ill are harmless

By randy-johnson on Sat, 27 Oct 2012

President Obama said something during his second debate that offended me. He said that guns should be kept out of the hands of the mentally ill.
Opinion
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I don't sell beer to minors

By randy-johnson on Thu, 25 Oct 2012

When it comes to selling you beer, I will sell you none. You have no identification and you look under twenty-one. You come here and try to buy beer every day.
Miscellaneous
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Mitt Romney

By randy-johnson on Tue, 23 Oct 2012

I voted for Barack Obama four years ago. If you're wondering if I'm going to vote for him again, the answer is no. Two weeks from now I'm going to vote for Mitt Romney.
Opinion
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Chef Boyardee

By randy-johnson on Tue, 23 Oct 2012

There was a great chef who was born in Piacenza, Italy. This man eventually became known as Chef Boyardee. Boyardee made great food while he was alive.
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