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I have 1230 stories published in 0 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 616490 times and 6 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Randy Johnson

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Beauty Parlor

By randy-johnson on Fri, 21 Jun 2013

I own a beauty parlor but I always get things wrong. Last week I left a lady under the dryer far too long. She was under the dryer for hours and it fried her brain.
Humour
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Certificate U

I'm Boss Hogg

By randy-johnson on Fri, 21 Jun 2013

I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food. It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude. The Duke boys keep fighting me because I'm a crook.
Humour
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Certificate PG

Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part II

By randy-johnson on Sat, 15 Jun 2013

I have great news about the two women who were shot. I was afraid that Alexia and Janet would die but they did not. They're out of the hospital and are recovering at their homes.
Other Non-fiction
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Certificate U

Money couldn't buy happiness

By randy-johnson on Fri, 14 Jun 2013

Let me tell you about a man who is severely depressed. He learned the hard way that money can't buy happiness. He thought he'd never be unhappy again when he won the 250 million dollar lottery.
Miscellaneous
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Certificate U

Betty Lou

By randy-johnson on Wed, 12 Jun 2013

Let me tell you about a story that's certainly true. It's about a lady who was named Betty Lou. She went to school with my uncle and was the mother-in-law of another uncle of mine.
Other Non-fiction
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Certificate U

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